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She wanted romance. The System gave her a harem. Someone is getting fired. June Reeves works hard. She fights monsters, raises orphans, and manages the fragile ego of her reformed Warlord-turned-partner, Brad. All she wanted was a quiet weekend and maybe—just maybe—a date. The System heard "Date." The System interpreted it as "Intergalactic Dating Sim." A glitch in June’s new [Protective Aura] skill has a disastrous side effect: it charms everyone with a pulse (and some things without one). Suddenly, June isn't just a Nanny; she's the most desirable entity in the cosmos. Now she has suitors. 1. Brad: The jealous Tank who is threatening to punch a hole in the moon. 2. Kael: An honorable alien warrior who keeps offering her the severed heads of her enemies as bouquets. 3. Theron: A literal Void Lord who wants to make her his dark queen. Caught in a cosmic love pentagon, June has to fix the glitch before her new admirers destroy the planet trying to impress her. Love isn't just a battlefield. In this System, it's a Raid Boss.