Content levels
Positive tags
Hero archetypes
Heroine archetypes
Synopsis
Even though full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair knows a kilt won't do her hips any favors, she's willing to travel to Scotland and beyond for Jeremiah Campbell, her hunky on-again, off-again lover. Glory is thrilled when their reunion is a welcome one -- until an attack leaves Jerry with amnesia, unable to remember their centuries together. While Jerry doesn't remember Glory, he's more than willing to take what she freely offers -- her ancient blood and her generous body. But when she tries to get him to travel to the New World in a flying machine, he thinks she's cracked, especially since she wants him to work with his ancient rival to get his memory back. With her lover stuck in the past and an unknown enemy plotting against them, Glory isn't sure where to turn. But when Jerry puts his life on the line to save her, Glory knows the man she loves is still there -- and she'll do anything to get him back…
Real Vampires Know Hips Happen: content & age rating
Intended for adult readers (18+).
This adult paranormal romance features vampire protagonists with explicit romantic content, violence typical of vampire fiction, and mature themes including memory loss and relationship complexity.
What to know going in
This book has moderate violence, steamy sexual content, and moderate language. Content notes include amnesia, violence, and blood.
Who'll love this
Adult readers will enjoy the humorous, body-positive vampire romance with centuries-old relationship drama and amnesia twists.