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Synopsis
I wanted to be an adventurer. I ended up the pack mule for a psychopathic hammer. My name's Ash, and all I wanted was to clear my family's debts in the frontier town of Dawnwatch. But when a dungeon run went wrong, I didn't just find loot, I found a Soul Gem worth a kingdom. Instead of selling it, I forged it. I ended up with Roq: a sentient, armor-crushing warhammer who demands blood sacrifices and refuses to sleep on anything less than satin. Now, I have to slay enough monsters to keep him fed, protect the people I care about, and somehow survive the impending monster waves. All while arguing with a tool that thinks he's the main character. "Excuse you? I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER! Listen to me, flesh-sacks. Buy this book to experience my ultimate glory and tactical brilliance." Pick up Book 1 today and dive into a hilarious, action-packed LitRPG adventure series where the monster-harvesting loop is satisfying, the found-family stakes are real, and the weapons talk back.