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Synopsis
Glory St. Clair here, the vampire with curves, back with another installment in my always exciting life. This time demons are trying to win me over to the Dark Side, and I'm trying to get my long-time lover to forgive me for a little slip during the last book. You do remember this is number seven in this best-selling Real Vampires series, don't you? Yes, and the fun is still happening. Now I've got to mentor a fledgling or the vampire council is going to run me out of Austin. No, can't happen. I love my life, my friends, my vintage clothing shop. But this fledgling is a genius, fashion-challenged, and doesn't think she needs my guidance. Add Lucifer himself dangling the ultimate prize and well, what woman wouldn't be tempted by the offer of becoming the size six she's always dreamed of?
Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six: content & age rating
Intended for adult readers (18+).
This adult paranormal romance features a vampire heroine dealing with relationship drama, demonic temptation, and body image issues. Contains steamy romantic content and mature themes including infidelity.
What to know going in
This book has mild violence, steamy sexual content, and moderate language. Content notes include manipulation, body image issues, and cheating.
Who'll love this
Adult readers will enjoy Glory's sassy humor, complicated love life, and the supernatural chaos of Austin's vampire community.