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Synopsis
"Someone is eating for two... Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair thinks things are finally going her way. She's no longer possessed by a demon, the legions of hell aren't on her tail, and her love life is heating up since she managed to reconnect with her maker-and longtime lover-Jeremy Blade. When a pregnant demon shows up on her doorstep, Glory knows that everything is about to go to hell. Alesa is claiming that the baby she's carrying is Rafe's, conceived while she was inhabiting Glory's body. A clever trap? Or could it be true? Booties and bibs are the last thing on Glory's mind when she discovers dark secrets from her own forgotten past. Who is she? What is she? And how will the men in her life deal with the fact that she may be more powerful than she knew? One thing is certain. Glory has way more to worry about than fitting into her favorite pair of jeans... "--
Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans: content & age rating
Intended for adult readers (18+).
This adult paranormal romance contains sexual content, supernatural violence, and mature themes including demon possession and pregnancy. The humor and body-positive messaging are balanced by adult relationship content.
What to know going in
This book has moderate violence, steamy sexual content, and moderate language. Content notes include possession, pregnancy, and deception (see the full list above).
Who'll love this
Adult readers will enjoy the humorous take on vampire life mixed with romantic complications and supernatural mysteries.